cheating whore

A slut that you once called your girlfriend who decides to sleep with someone else

You have been living with this girl for 2 years and one day she not only decides to become a junkie but rather than pay for her grugs she figures it easier to work them off on her back so she screws a drug dealer in return for drugs all the while telling you she loves you,Thats a cheating whore (Brandi was her name)(see The Whoredown in MySpace)

by Luke Friendly August 13, 2006

Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.

Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"

by Lunafish May 14, 2011

Cheating

Cheating is a form of emotional or most commonly, a physical attraction to another that isn’t your SO . It’s when you do not show all of your love or support for your SO . Examples are feeling up someone, having a crush on another, performing any type of intimacy,and hanging out with other people you are attracted to and not your SO.

Jacob has feelings for Elizabeth, who isn’t his SO ,which is cheating.

by Maddoxin January 11, 2019

80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009

facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010

Friend cheating

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.

Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"

by PinupGal September 15, 2010

Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011