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Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

clean sweep 

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe
"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"
clean sweep by la nobleza March 27, 2019

clean my android 

This describes a request for oral sex.
clean my android by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016

clean-shit 

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.
random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit
clean-shit by stricky September 8, 2007

Clean Up Strat 

A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.
Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!

clean it up wagie

Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.
"Oil spill detected at aisle 5, clean it up wagie."
clean it up wagie by ygtsglck June 27, 2023