Sheet Clencher

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass

Krystain is a sheet clencher

by Nickilous October 19, 2005

penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.

Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)

by thebiggercat September 12, 2010

CleatChaser

Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man that bitch aint nothing but a cleatchaser look how she sweating those football players.

by Mo $ March 30, 2008

Clench Mode

The highly dangerous sitaution that occurrs when a turd is fighting its way out of your ass and you have to clench your sphincter to keep the crowning fecal matter from becoming one with your drawers

"I got stuck in traffic on the Interstate and had to pinch a loaf, by time I got home I was in full clench mode

by chilly pepper November 15, 2016

vagina clench

When someone says something awkward and your vagina just happens to clench.

Sarah passed me in the hallway and said, "its smells like farts." I got a major vagina clench

by lilcjizz January 29, 2019

Butt Clencher

An awkward situation

When I saw the hangover with my dad it was a real BC (butt clencher)

by John Thelampguy February 22, 2011

Clench

Clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no sexual feelings towards. All three participants leave their clothes ON and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. Then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of "shots" by Lmfao while chanting "clench clench clench". Continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. Usually done when completely wasted. Often accompanied by feelings of "WTF" the next day upon reaching sobriety.

guy: did you get any last night?
guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.

guy: damn. sounds wild

by midgetlover123 August 4, 2012