ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

Clark Kent

A good hearted alien from the planet krypton. He was raised by good hearted parents. He is a superhero named Superman

There goes clark kent changing in a phone booth.

by Aijohn33secenty January 18, 2010

Travis Clark

Travis Randall Clark is the lead singer for we the kings. He is around 6 foot 2" and has amazing beastly hair. He has a blog called Who Is Travis Clark, The main picture being Save the redheads, which i pretty much agree with. His voice is like an angel and sings meaningful songs. Travis Clark is basically the sex, End of.

Today i went to see we the kings, i met Travis Clark after, He is the pure sex.

by Elllaaaaah96 November 21, 2010

The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

by CDouble January 9, 2007

clark kent

Used to be thought as Superman's alter ego, but recently it has be pushed that Superman is Clark Kent's alter ego and that Clark Kent is who Kal-el sees himself as. Clark Kent lives in Smallville Kansas, a farming town a few miles away from Metropolis. On the television show Smallville, it is said that Lex Luthor was a friend of Clark Kent for a short while. Clark Kent was adopted by John and Martha Kent, His Friends a teenager include, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Lex Luthor. As an adult he works for the Daily Planet newspaper in Metropolis.

It's mild manner reporter Clark Kent.

by Auspex June 22, 2006

Clark kids

Your average lane stoner, usually is seen at Clark anytime from before 1st period to 7 pm, wears hoodies and always has a chrome bag with paint markers or spray paint in it, has beat up and tagged shoes and is usually saying things like “oh tru” or “do u need loud”, or “lemme chief a hit off that” music is always playing, usually goes to lane tech but schools like Lincoln park count too. On there stories you usually see videos of them ghosting blunts while lip syncing music. Sometimes they box or fight at Clark park but are usually too fucked up to care. If you go near clark with food, it will definitely get fiended and will be gone within 1 minute. These Stoners range anywhere to having no clout or a lot. Overall, Clark kids are pretty chill people to be around.

“I just smoked 3 blunts with these Clark kids”

by Coochie catcher November 21, 2018

Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

by TheDarkBadger September 16, 2009