clapton

when you're so baked that your last name turns into clapton.
(being clapped outta your mind)

Bro, i'm so blazed i'm (name) clapton

by BlazedLord2k May 16, 2023

Claptomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable urge to clap at every minor accomplishment, event, or situation—no matter how trivial or mundane. Claptomaniacs find it irresistible to applaud even the smallest of successes, like finishing a cup of coffee, sending an email, or correctly guessing the weather for the day. They often unintentionally create awkward moments by clapping in quiet settings, like libraries or elevators, to acknowledge achievements only they seem to notice.

While clapping is often a social cue for praise or excitement, a claptomaniac takes it to the next level, turning everyday moments into personal rounds of applause. Though harmless, their behavior can baffle those around them.

"I swear, Greg clapped when the microwave beeped. He’s a total claptomaniac!"

by streamerd October 6, 2024

Claptor

A very clapped and shitty ford raptor, commonly blue, that is on the verge of breaking and or blowing up

Have you seen Hudson’s raptor?

Man, that things a claptor.

by bosby010 December 12, 2024

Go Clapton

To suddenly change your current guitar genre, image or musical direction as a guitar god in such a drastic and shocking way, that your current fanbase needs hospitalization because of their parallel sudden identity crisis. Clapton, Bob Dylan and Gary Moore are examples of sudden musical career turns.

“He warned me he’d go Clapton on me and deliver a blues record instead of a new euro metal album.”

by Gurbz September 3, 2020

Emily Clapton

Emily Clapton a short blonde bitch whose addicted to drugs and sex

You see her that’s a Emily Clapton you don’t wanna be here

by The pussy eating machine September 15, 2020

Eric Clapton

It’s Eric Clapton outside today.

A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.

Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.

by AliB0ngo June 21, 2022

Eric Clapton

Verb; Dating your friend's girlfriend, ruining their relationship. Named after the English blues guitarist who famously stole Patti Boyd from Beatle George Harrison

Hey man, remember when I Eric Clapton'd you back in high school?

by CyberAtomic March 4, 2026