cizers

the way a dumass wigger tries to spell scissors ina spelling bee and got laughed at like a pussybitch (look that1 up) and ran out of the spelling bee crying...fukin wannabee nigger

Chad is a stupid un-nigger cracker that has multiple negro penises in his ass and coodnt spell scissors, so he spelled cizers...

by pappaboner9 May 16, 2006

asshole cider vinegar

when your balls become so sweaty and vinagery that your asshole closes up and starts to burn

when u don't shower and the juice from your balls seeps into your asshole and it burns like hell this is when you feel asshole cider vinegar

by sharbalarba November 5, 2010

sui-cider

AKA Old Rosy, a cider served by the Cwmanne Tavern in Cwmanne (near lampeter, wales). Know for its unusual potency.

"That Old Rosy is a Sui-Cider"

by Fred1 December 21, 2007

ciderstand

Taking a ten-second hit from a home-brewed barrel of hard cider

"Yo, Johnny got so fucked up from his ciderstand!"

by the cork February 12, 2010

access ciderspace

Being really drunk on cider (or other alcohol)
Sounds like access cyberspace.

To access ciderspace.

Last night we accessed ciderspace

by Stoolbend October 22, 2013

cidescream

To add the alcoholic beverage called cider to preferably frozen ice cream.

Cider up that ice-cream there and get me a cidescream

by purplemonkeydishwasherupsidedown December 24, 2007

cider spider

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.

"look here comes the cider spider"

by ttyycc February 22, 2018