Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
by MSpicer February 21, 2007
"nigg,you ready"
"shit i gotta pee yo'
"nigga take a fucking schneider cider and get your ass back here"
"shit i gotta pee yo'
"nigga take a fucking schneider cider and get your ass back here"
by Fuck_Da_Force2 June 13, 2009
This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
by alaskan guy March 15, 2017
by Tyler May 12, 2004
by anonymous8192834 May 2, 2011
A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"
by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011
Novel, movie, play by John Irving.
Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.
Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.
Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.
Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.
I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.
by A Pied Kiwi April 2, 2008