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Ye Olde Cider Bar 

One of the finest drinking establishments in the Westcountry.

Located in Newton Abbot, Devon, England, Ye Olde Cider Bar maintains and upholds the traditions of the Devonshire cider connoisseur, providing a wide range of local and national ciders, perrys and fruit wines.

Frequented by young and by old, the variety of patrons found in Ye Olde Cider Bar is truly unique, and the customs held by many of them are characteristic of Cider Bar spirit. For example, snuff is still commonly found in the Cider Bar, and you may be offered it by kindly strangers. 'Spun' is also a favourite Cider Bar drink, consisting of a pint of L.B.W. cider with a glass of blackcurrent wine mixed in once there is enough room in the glass. This is a rather lethal concoction, and is bound to get one very drunk.

Whether you're in search for a taste of the fine beverages the South West has to offer, or a brilliant drunken night out, the world reknowned Ye Olde Cider Bar is the place to be.
Shouted from one slope of a Swiss mountain range: "Ye Olde!" Reply from another peak: "CIDER BAR!"

On a hot summer's afternoon: "Fancy a refreshing tipple in Ye Olde Cider Bar cider garden?" "Hell yes I do, it's boiling!!"

On a midwinter's night: "Who wants to go get bladdered on spun?!" "ME!" "Damn straight!" "Count me in." "Let's go!" "I'll invite the Mayor"
Ye Olde Cider Bar by The Vole April 13, 2009

cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.
(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
cider spiders by polecat1982 August 25, 2007

Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
“Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders
Cider Spiders by dixie222 March 2, 2019

Dixon Cider 

A fictitious brand of Apple Cider, which is REALLY slang for a chick who LOVES to have dicks (plural) inside her.
Dixon Cider by Marsha Brady July 26, 2006

Cider Fart

gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple
Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"

Mike - "It's my cider fart"
Cider Fart by dalek boab May 24, 2010

Ciderpunk 

UK crusty/punks who drink strong cider - esp White Lightning, Strongbow Super because it's cheaper than lager. Typically more political though no less pissed than brew crew. cf. Chaos UK's Cider me up landlord for ciderpunk music.
ciderpunx not dead :-)
Ciderpunk by charlie April 23, 2004