church prime is a religion made by dreamwastaken and tommyinnit. at the church of primes you farm twitch subs.
it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).
in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.
it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).
in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.
by craftingtable October 25, 2020
Get the Church Prime mug.A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
by BBattleship August 24, 2009
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Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007
Get the gay church mug.Mexican slang . Chucha cuerera is an expression about a person who has the street smarts, the drive, the ability to
acomplish a difficult mission not only in a timely manner but in a perfect fashion.
The word originated from the description of a female dog with young offspring in a succesful quest of finding food
acomplish a difficult mission not only in a timely manner but in a perfect fashion.
The word originated from the description of a female dog with young offspring in a succesful quest of finding food
Ese compa es una Chucha cuerera! termino de armar el motor en solo un dia, y lo dejo ronroneando como gato!
by Mr. Pitl May 6, 2011
Get the Chucha cuerera mug.A group of religious extremists from Kansas who claim to preach the word of God by going to things like soldier funerals and high school and college graduations and waving signs that say 'God hates fags', 'God hates America', and Thank God for IEDs', and who also hold their own rallies around the midwest. They also teach their children (as everyone in the organization is in the same family) to hate everything the adults hate at a very young age. They have been interviewed by many people, ranging from Michael Moore to Fox news, and they seem to love attention, especially if it is negative.
by THatgUY452 September 14, 2011
Get the Westboro Baptist Church mug.Panamanian expression for fuck. Used mostly when angry. Can be combined with "de tu" when said to someone (i.e. chucha de tu madre)
by Chicheme December 13, 2013
Get the Chucha madre mug.Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.
The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.
Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.
Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"
Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!
Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!
by azn_ninja April 9, 2009
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