Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

corn chunkin

When you pull your cock out of the prostitutes ass and there is a kernel of corn on the tip of your dick. You then with an erect cock pull down and fling the corn at her like a pumpkin chunkin competition. Bonus points if you can get it in her mouth to send it another round through her

Friend: bro! I got luck with a prostitute last night and had an opportunity for some corn chunkin

Me: Tell me you got bonus points

Friend: sure did!

by Tictac Cadillac October 10, 2020

chunning

masturbating while crying, sometimes using the tears as lube

Joe was chunning in the bathroom after his girlfriend cheated on him.

by sadmasturbator December 12, 2008

Chinking

A side-effect of cannabis use that causes the muscles of one's eyelids to become relaxed and slightly closed to take on the appearance of someone from Asian - or 'chink' - descent.

A similar side-effect sometimes called 'red-eye' can also occur if a user is a new smoker or just smokes a lot. This is caused from dilation of the capillary veins within the eyes.

Shit man, don't be chinking so hard when we get to school! The teacher's will know we're stoned!

by RockNn311 June 29, 2010

Pumpkin Chunkin'

While your bangin' a phat chick in the tailpipe on a balcony, you pour orange paint all over her rolls, shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE", then punt her ass off.

After I was done seedin' this plumper's patch, I gave her the ol' pumpkin chunkin'.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

chucking bread

the act of stroking yourself in a pleasant matter.

Aw breeaatt my mom walked in on me when i was chucking bread.

Chucking bread is one of my favorite hobbies I engage in 3 to 9 times a day.

by shlomo beyer February 21, 2009

chunning

projectile vomiting after a heinous night out.

example: "That extra shot last night is the reason I was chunning all morning"

by stephnichs June 17, 2019