chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!

"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."

by Dave May 16, 2004

Chrustle

The act of browsing the Blizzhackers aka Edge of Nowhere forums.

BWS: I be chrustlin' 24/7
Chrustler: fo' sho nigga

by Chrustler November 10, 2008

chouse

noun /chowz/ (pl. chouse) 1. an extremely cool person, often times someone that others wish they could be.

We are hanging out here with celebrities like a bunch of chouse.

by Mary123456789 December 14, 2008

Chopsticking

It is the act of two guys rubbing their penises together. Is the male version of Scissoring.

Guy 1- "I walked in on Cole chopsticking with my dad."
Guy 2- "What is chopsticking?"
Guy 1- "It is when two guys rub their penises together"

by padra6969 June 1, 2012

Jacques Cousteau

The act of muff diving. Named after the famous diver, Jacques Cousteau.

I went all Jacques Cousteau on her when we hooked up last night.

by ktrain11 November 14, 2009

SHOCK Cousteau

Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.

I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!

by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011

chrustacean

Crusty young man who belongs in the ocean

Christian is a chrustacean

by Tan_starr August 29, 2003