keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

cheezit chopping

The think you do when your a dumbass hilljack

Who’s that? That’s cheezit chopping landon

by Mr.Hilljack November 16, 2019

online chopping

when you go to an online shopping site and go all the way to the checkout page with a product in your cart but then just press x and close the poor page

jim gets cheap thrills by online chopping, he thinks there is an actual sales person staring at him shop and who gets all sad when jim online chops the cart

by kbx911 October 7, 2011

pork chopping

when a womens boob overflows her bra at the top causing a lump that resembles a pork chop!

Tamara, you're pork chopping it!

by doggie April 15, 2008

wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

cock chopping

Similar to cock-blocking, but much more extreme.

In more detail... Getting close to having sex with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)

You: Alan, Garrett is totally cock chopping you!

Alan: I know, hes not letting me do his sister

by NHDbeast June 16, 2009