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chooch

the inside of a vagina
by danniel November 3, 2006
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Chooch

Courtney's vagina. See also: Fluffy.
Noah named his cat, "Chooch," after Courtney's female reproductive organ.
by Nirt January 19, 2004
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Chooch

Simply another term used for weed. Originated by 1puglife and brought into the United States by Zach Hartig, Max Moore, Logan Culp, and Jon Sanderson
Wanna go smoke some chooch before work today?
by ccartmell22 December 9, 2016
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Chooch

The partaking of when thy use or "hit" a vaping device
Him: Can I use your doohickey
Her: Sure go ahead and chooch it
by actualnword November 1, 2019
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Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.
You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.
by Scott Christensen January 25, 2008
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chooch

Pronunciation: ch-oo-ch
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): choochiness, choochy
Etymology: French
1 : a well groomed, smooth talking man with more hair products than most women. This individual is keen on setting emotional “traps” for the fairer sex, and no matter how intelligent the woman may be, she will be undoubtedly fall into the web that he weaves.
2 : a professional dancing partner or male escort
> Melissa only received a handshake and an “All the best in the new year” on new years eve, but she still couldn’t resist the choochiness.
by Momma1 February 5, 2007
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chooch

A mean and unreasonably stupid person who behaves rudely.

This application of the word Chooch originates from the trenches of wireless consulting, and is used in reference to someone who would rather pay more than get help... but is overly rude about it. Used rather often in wireless sales.
That guy told me to piss off when I offered my help! What a chooch!
by The Burnman April 11, 2005
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