choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008

pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003

doodoo chompers

Noun: the definition of someone who has brown stains on the front of their two front teeth.

boy- Winona has such gross doodoo chompers.
girl- Yes. She should stop chomping doodoo.

by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

Gorilla Chomper

Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.

You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?

by G.Michaels June 16, 2010

i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017

The Chosen One

The main character of Interplay / Black Isle's Post-Nuclear Role Playing Game, Fallout 2. He/She is the descendant of the Vault Dweller from the first Fallout, and is charged with a mission to save his/her dying village by searching for a G.E.C.K. (Garden Eden Creation Kit), which can restore the village, and pratically replace it with a grand town.

"You are the Chosen One. You must save Arroyo." -Elder of Arroyo

by Delf March 14, 2004

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006