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Choking on oxygen

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names
by Charkie40 May 7, 2015
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Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation
Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating
by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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Chokies

The chokies are a university from Blacksburg, Virginia. In every sport not just football they choke. When the chokies need to win a game, whether its a playoff or its a bowl game they choke.
Wisconsin in basketball lost in the last 10 sec. Chokies lost 72-74
Last year in football against Boston College, Chokies lost 10-14
2006 Chick Fla Peach Bowl Chokies lost 24-31
2005 ACC championship game against FSU
Chokies lost 22-27
2004, against NC STATE in football
chokies lost 16-17
These are just some examples, they are many many more
by John Francis Berry December 20, 2008
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Choking the Goat

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
by NaderI May 5, 2011
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choking you

forcing somebody to do a work with no money or much lower payroll .
by behzad.naseri January 22, 2011
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Chokin'

An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.
Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man

Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like

Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
by Bazmundo Criteria April 1, 2011
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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