Chinese Golden Dragon

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.

Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS

by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

Chinese Pagoda Party

When 8 other men or women have an orgy on top of each other and stack on top like a sexualss Pagoda..

"Hey Wei i just called my lesbians to the Chinese Pagoda Party"

by strawberrylesbianzebra June 19, 2013

Chinese Cartoon

What normal people call anime... Mostly, if you watch them, you'll hear your middle-aged mom say this.

My son's hobby? He watches and collects Chinese cartoons.

by icantfeelmyarms October 23, 2012

Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.

by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.

Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.

by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014

chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015