The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.
by Mr Tomnus September 10, 2006
Get the Chico Time mug.A small, compacted college town in the middle of bum-fuck Northern California. The college's bleak surroundings make it somewhat of an oasis. Paradise to say the least. Lots of parties, lots of beer, lots of horny young women (often whom lack intellectuality). Hot in the summer, cold winters. Contrary to popular belief, Chico State has a great graduation rate and is its academics are held in high regard. Also a great place to get fucked up, do lots of heavy drinking and cocaine, and have unprotected sex.
AJ: "I love these Chico State bitches! They're such dumb sluts, and love to suck a lot of cock."
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."
Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."
Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."
Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."
Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"
by Purpleteddybear January 21, 2011
Get the Chico State mug.A card game similar to Pitch (high, low jack, game) in which the bidder leads the King of trump while holding the Ace. Usually played in Chicopee, Massachusetts by middle-age people with sixth grade educations and few teeth.
by nkn March 7, 2003
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by Jameson February 7, 2005
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After mowing the yard, Big Dick decided to quench his thirst with a Topo-Chico while he laughed at all the trolls who wanted peoples time.
by Donaghu April 25, 2019
Get the Topo-Chico mug.An a extremely Handsome boy/man, who's very outgoing and funny. Chico is caring and loving if you happen to be that special someone to him.
He's wonderful and great Husband material! Chico is great with kids. Sings awesomely! But his specialty is guitar.
Chico is caring, loving, cute, handsome, top notch, the best man to ever marry. He's smart in school, determined, loyal and very committed in a relationship. He has a wonderful heart and is a man who was specially crafted by God.
Theirs no other guy in the world as amazing and handsome as Chico.
He's wonderful and great Husband material! Chico is great with kids. Sings awesomely! But his specialty is guitar.
Chico is caring, loving, cute, handsome, top notch, the best man to ever marry. He's smart in school, determined, loyal and very committed in a relationship. He has a wonderful heart and is a man who was specially crafted by God.
Theirs no other guy in the world as amazing and handsome as Chico.
by Strawberri3 September 20, 2013
Get the Chico mug.Teacher of chemistry, very smoked out as the name explains... mainly worried of what goes on in the skies above moves like a squirl.
by Carmine March 20, 2003
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