chav

Someone who doesn't have an imagination of their own and because of this, copies everyone else's style. Usually goes out on a "sesh" at weekends and gets pissed out of their head. They themselves believe that they aren't chavs.

Normal person: Omg, why do you have to go out on a sesh every weekend, your such a chav!

by duuuuude24 January 11, 2009

chav

Despite their negative reputations, chavs are not in fact the spawn of inbred working-class alcoholics from Liverpool, Birkenhead, and Ellesmere Port. Chavs are in reality well-adjusted, well-mannered, open-minded, educated human beings who are simply misunderstood. They usually have a soft warm centre. They mean no harm. They always have the best intentions, even when pounding that 80yo woman's head into the pavement with ten of their good friends after she already handed over everything of value that she had on her person. They always fight fairly one-on-one. They almost never strut around outside bargain booze drinking cider and throwing stones at passing OAP's, and if they do they must have been provoked. In front of their peers and parents they would never dream of saying anything like, "Maaaaaaate I’m fuckin blitzed proper like maaaaate." They only drive around with music playing as loud as possible because they are convinced you enjoy the music as much as they do. They're trying to make you happy. They only act out and cause trouble because their hard-working teetotal mothers and fathers, god bless, are underpaid and undervalued members of society.

chavs are people too. show them the same courtesy they show you. hahaha.

by lsd-25 May 30, 2013

Chav

A species that constantly talks about erections e.g ' ah mert your hard' and has a particular fancy to beef and enjoys to be 'in it'

Chav

by saliman May 6, 2011

Chav

Somone who has the biggest gob on them... pills on foundation, looks like coco the clown and hates emo's

Shut up you Chav, go drowm yourself in foundation

by PeanutButterJellyTime January 14, 2008

chav

A human with a very little brain. Can be recognised by their fake burberry, socks tucked into "sports label" trousers and endless tacky gold jewllery (mainly bought from Argos!). These primitive people are offten seen swearing,smoking and lobbing things at random people. Pity they can't see how lame they really are!

Just go into your local town centre there should be al least a gang of 8 hanging around a McDonalds somewhere....

by Anon November 15, 2003

chav

A young British 'person', bottom bottom class in both status and culture, favouring baseball caps, fake 'sports' 'labels', tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks, trainers that cost the same amount of money as a flat deposit, and an unspeakably antisocial manner : a juvenile ruffian.

"You fucking faget! Oi! You startin'? You startin'?"

by Rupert Ducker December 5, 2003

Chavs

A person who A) Wears tracksuits at all times, fake Burberry caps, gold jewellry (the chunkier and less tasteful the better) rolls their trouser legs up to reveal their ankles/pulls their socks up over their trouser legs; if female has a bottled tan, large hoop earrings, hair tied up rediculously tight so as to actually distort the natural shape of their face.
B)Hangs around on estates, parks, high streets, outside McDonalds or in childrens playgrounds whilst drinking White Lightning cider, gossiping about either East Enders, Coronation Street, I'm a Celebrity..., the ugly swine they got off with the night before or how 4 of them beat the crap out of a lone "Greebo/Grunger"
C) Has a self imposed inabilty to say words of more than two sylables, brought about by purposefully ignoring all attempts by the State to educate them.

The most common example to be easily found of a Chav is outside your local McDonalds, or in the nearest park, sitting around the bench closest to the football pitch(if one is present).

Celebrity examples of the breed include Wayne Rooney, and Mel C.

by CrouchingPanda February 21, 2005