GumGum church

A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.

Teacher: Please spit out your gum.
Student: Sorry I can’t it’s against my religion, GumGum Church.

by GumGum church October 9, 2019

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that dare to call themselves a Church. OBVIOUSLY they haven't read the Bible. Sent to hell, stop teaching your kids that stuff.

Westboro Baptist Church: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

Me: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING, GO READ THE BIBLE! STOP ALIENATING PEOPLE!

by Big_Ranter July 3, 2009

church hug

(Chiefly African-American.) A church hug is a hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.

Vashawn always think he slick tryna press up against my titties. This time I'ma give him a church hug.

by BigYamP$troDaMu$ November 21, 2009

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.

Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

by FungusHughMungus October 29, 2018

Westboro Baptist Church

A Church that believes God hates everyone but themselves and who are a bunch or crackpots. These people believe that when military men and woman die it was God's wrath because America is too tolerant towards homosexuals. They believe 911 and Tsunamis were and are blessings and America is doomed.

In other words they believe utter and complete bullshit

Friend one: "Hey i go to the Westboro Baptist Church"
Friend two: "God loves everyone you know that right"
Friend one: "Bullshit, he only loves those of us who are saved in the church"
Friend two: "Dumbass"

by MadeHartt April 14, 2010

Westboro baptist church

The Biggest ,Most successful trolls in the world.

Westboro Baptist Church Members are the biggest trolls in the world. They have been so successful that they have been banned from entering countries.

by Scott_the_bookeeper February 23, 2010