Chater

Choking on water

Don’t laugh when you are drinking water. You might chater.

by Kiman44 August 8, 2018

chased the cat

To go after something that you will never be able to get,
or to go after something and get it, but you have lost things like friends, money, your reputation to get it. You may even get hurt doing it.

He cut loose all of his friends and spent all of his money on trying to get the girl of his dreams. (Chased the cat)

by Johnny Wright July 5, 2008

Chauted

When a man or woman take a cheese grater and scrape their genitals violently. Prounounced ch - A - ted

"Dudee, did you hear about Johny? He got chauted!"

by OldStylo April 14, 2010

chatetheory

This is a website dedicated to all that is chate. The website is zaphod.homeunix.com. One can check out the definition of chate.

I am interested in the philosophies of chatetheory.

by JonnyV April 13, 2005

chateau'd

Being absolutey stinking drunk - mainly by drinking too much FRENCH wine.
So if you have been drinking wine and you are:

hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated or inebriated then you can consider yourself CHATEAU'D

Had a great BBQ yesterday afternoon and got stuck into a great case of red wine, we were all absolutely chateau'd by 6 o'clock....

by Toadfish2 August 3, 2009

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006