fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Channer

Someone who frequently visits "that website" or one of the other chans.

You go on *beep*chan? Wow, i didnt know you were a channer too!

by Cant be traced September 15, 2009

cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.

Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...

by Jazzual June 14, 2011

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

CancerAIDS

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

social cancer

The infection caused by tolerating federal-, state-, and local socialism

socialism causes social cancer

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

by Light Joker December 26, 2004