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bean counter

Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.
The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.
by kevinthenerd October 3, 2006
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Count Grishnackh

Some of you people need to do research before you write stuff. Count Grishnackh (notice the "h" at the end)AKA Varg Vikernes was the bassist of the Nowegian Black Metal band, Mayhem. He stabbed their GUITARIST, Euronymous to death with 23 separate wounds. He is currently in jail and continues to pursue his solo project, Burzum.
As I don't listen to Mayhem I can't give examples of the Count's talent. I have, however, heard a few Burzum songs and can say that if you are a fan of Black Metal, you would enjoy him if you don't already listen to him
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Chuntress

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).
Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."
by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) November 29, 2010
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counter-flow

When a bro is walking and the breeze is going the opposite direction of his flow, thus messing it up.

This creates an unsettling feeling and he must push it back the other way. It's even worse if the broski's hands are full and he cannot fight the counter-flow.

{It is essentially the wind, but only in the wrong direction}
Fuck dude, how's the flow? I experienced counter-flow on the way to class.

I looked like a fuckin' mess when I walked by Julie because of counter-flow.
by GoWithTheFlow October 4, 2011
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Counterbroductive

When your bro abandons you for non-bro things.
"I was gonna play beer pong with Todd, but he left me to go study with some nerds. Totally counterbroductive!"
by broTodd October 21, 2011
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