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Candace

Cute, funny, smart. Pretty interesting too.

Usually found OWNING things or p0wning life in general.

In other words = p0wns you.
0mgZ y0u got p0wn3d, can anyone say Candace?
by XxXJeremyXxX October 12, 2006
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Candace

A Candace is a mom , who will move heaven and earth for her kids. She works hard but people try to hate on her!!
Jose:look it's Candace
Heather:let's go say hey
by girliegladus December 9, 2019
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Cadaveball

Now becoming more and more popular with many serial killers, cadaveball is a growing sport wherein one takes their dead body (cadaver) and sections it up, removes the head, thereafter places the fingers or limbs in a set up, and rolls the decapitated head in order to knock them down.

a maximum score of 20 (for fingers and toes) and 30 points coined to each limb, for a total point set of 140.
it is a serial killer's goal to strive for a perfect 140, so they will kill until it is reached. then they will laugh with glee as they are obtaining a lethal injection.
Grave robber: shittt! now I have to go find a new one..I only scored 70 off of that cadaver I got in the cemetery, grave robbing.
Serial killer: meh...I've only reached 120...this sucks. I'm ready for prison now! I'm really hating cadaveball.
by IKilledTheParty February 19, 2010
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camdazzle

Nickname for a douchebag born into wealth who hasn't had to work for anything in his entire life. Hair gel usually covers his or her phalanges. Bathroom soap is his or her weakness avoiding contact at all costs.
You need to borrow my car?! Wow, you're being such a camdazzle today
by Drossman86 November 16, 2016
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Candajo

Fem. Candaja

A person who screws with farm animals
Thalia, you're boyfriend is such a candajo!
by Taleelee February 14, 2019
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Candad

Candad is one of the less known countries, most people who don't live there and know something about it are actually very intelligent. Candad is located between Mexico and Canmom. Candad is know by the best Internet speed in the world which equals 5.14 Terabytes per second (in some places even more). Candad's most known products are hair cream and MCDonald's Cheesy Fries. Interesting fact is that in Candad you can find a lot of turtles with apples in their mouth. As internet is very good in Candad, they use it a lot, so these are the most popular emoyis: "Japaneese symbol for begginer (noob)", turtle, magnifying glass tilted left or right, french fries, pinecone.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.
Example: "I live in Candad, I am bald and I like cheesy fries."
by Toka, not bald guy June 26, 2019
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Candad

Candad is a country in Antarctica that relies on its 14 founding pingspoofers; Skeppy, Baldboy, a6d, and 11 others for success. Candad is the 14th official name for Brazil. The National Flag of Candad is 🔰. Candad was founded 14 years ago, and its national holiday is the 14th month,of the 14th day. The nation uses 69 month, 14 day interval. The national food are Muffins.
"Candad is the largest country on Antarctica"
by Totallion December 30, 2019
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