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Sound activated on/off switch by Joseph Enterprises, the maker of Chia Pets
"CLAP ON! <clap-clap> CLAP OFF! <clap clap> CLAP ON, CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER! <clap-clap>"
by Aaron Ferber November 10, 2006
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Clappers

large breasts.big enough that when she is being taken from behind her breasts make a clapping sound when they slap together
check the clappers on that.

can she clap
by craggaman December 29, 2007
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Clapper

Clapper. Noun, adverb, verb

A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.

B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.

C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.
A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."

B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"

C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."
by Pastor Agnostic August 20, 2013
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Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.
OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.
by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017
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dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way
"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"
by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017
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Easy Clappers

A moment so easy that you physically have to clap their cheeks
That comp game was easy clappers
by BIRBY March 21, 2020
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Clapper

Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.
The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.
by westvirgina July 6, 2009
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