Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

by TC_333 June 19, 2019

Lil Caterpillar

A small, green, fuzzy caterpillar usually found in backyards. Also best friends with lions.

Moili: “Hey Roina, did you see that lil caterpillar?
Roina: “Yeah, it was with its best friend lion”

by lilcaterpillar07 December 17, 2017

dirty caterpillar

A man takes a shit, and freezes it. Then while in foreplay, pretends it is a caterpiller and wiggles it up his girlfriend/boyfriends rectum.

Ohhh, here comes the Dirty Caterpillar!!

by Cf200392 June 12, 2017

sleepy caterpillar

When a guys dick gets limp and the girl smacks it on her face a few times to get it hard again.

Ex.
Calebs dick got limp and grace did the sleepy caterpillar

by Jonahthegreat March 10, 2017

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Caterpillar Kiss

A caterpillar kiss should be defined as a man and a woman rubbing their chins together and kissing. Get it, cuz the circle of life.

Babe, you’re looking very hairy. Give me a caterpillar kiss to see if it’s time for a shave.

by D!ckface May 15, 2023

Caterpillar Wrestling

When two people wiggle their eyebrows against eachother and the first person to pull away loses.

We got really high and had a caterpillar wrestling tournament.

by rzrbrn April 1, 2022