Case of Beef 

Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.

Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.

Case of Beef by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Case a Joint 

To "case a joint" is to check out the details to, and make speculations about, a home, car, store or other location for means of getting in undetected and/or removing material from said location.

Usually referred to negatively as a means to describe being suspicious someone is going to steal someone's belongings, it can also simply be a synonym for reconnaissance.

1. That banger over there was casing the joint when I came in this morning.

2. Tell Tommy to go case the Sanders' joint and see if Paulie's car is there.

3. I saw you going out to case a joint earlier, you better not take anything.

Case a Joint by Troy LeVasseur May 23, 2007

case of the ass

not happy with the way things are going or with someones actions.

This damned lawnmwer is about to give a case of the ass!

case of the ass by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

Case Math 

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.

Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.

Case Math by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010

Case Race 

A drinking game in which two cases of beer are required. You break up participants into teams. The first team to finish the entire case of beer is deemed the victor.

We had a case race over at Greg's the other night! It was awesome!

Case Race by Jeff Spotzman May 18, 2006

case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space

Sounds like a case of the monday's

case of the monday's by alpine January 25, 2004

Case of the Drops 

Condition that occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are ingested, simple motor function, such as grasping a beverage, is a difficult task. Holding on to beers, bottles, glasses, random things picked up for assessment are dropped repeatedly. Usually broken up into Stage 1 through 4, with stage 4 being terminal...resulting in the person hitting the floor because they can no longer stand.

Alison keeps dropping her phone, she must have a Case of the Drops and Abby just fell down the stairs, she must have a Stage 4 Case of the Drops, I've heard that's terminal.

Case of the Drops by Uptomis Prime September 5, 2010