candlebasher

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.

man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!

by markwayne February 4, 2007

candle

A device used for nun masturbation.

People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.

by erokke July 11, 2004

cankle(s)

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.

The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.

by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009

Canales

Canales is such a beautiful last name that any Hispanic person could have. This person is so so so smart and loyal but stubborn at times, but over all is an amazing person!!

Mr/Mrs Canales is such a hard working person.

by Canales November 5, 2020

Early candlelight

a way of measuring evening time before watches and clocks became common household objects.

In former times people used to read early candlelight

by William Warney July 26, 2009

hold a candle to me

An expression used to exemplify greatness and superiority of oneself over those around him/her

you can't hold a candle to me you lazy bitches, go fluff your brother

by master nottage April 26, 2006

Candlemass

Candlemass is a swedish doom metal band formed in the 80's. The subgenre more precisely is "epic doom metal" because of the fantasious and mythological themes that the lyrics have.

Candlemass is a doom metal band, as is Solitude Aeternus.

by McLure October 16, 2008