calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.

Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)

by Jueves September 8, 2021

Calendario

A nibba who will change his number when he finds out you're pregnant with his twins.

"Calendario changed his number on you? I'll clothes hang that mf." - Tones and Marcelo and Capers and Sugarmomma Heat and Trey

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Calendar Mood

In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing

I'm really in a calendar mood right now!

by Schnorppe October 1, 2023

Calendar

How about bring out a calendar.

Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!

by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023

calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

by anonymous December 31, 2024

calendar

A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.

I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.

by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar

I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.

by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025