Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.

“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”

by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

Curtia

A beautiful american with a great body and facial structure. Girls with this name usually have a big bum and boustaire. She is known for her weird personality but bitchy attitude. They usually flirt a lot thus being a male attraction. They are known for stealing boyfriends. She is also called whore, slag or slut by her female counterparts but she has a way of bypassing that. She's athletic, out going and wanted by some but hated by many. She has a great sense of style which is an expensive taste. She also has a great sense of humor. People with this name usually grow up to be famous due to their many talents and will later discover wealth.

John: hey! i met curtia today.
Amy: wow! isn't she a beaut.

by mickelandrew January 2, 2012

cartifact

Items that knock around in your car for months or years because you never got around to throwing them away, putting them away or returning them to their rightful owner. Coffee cup lids, books, pens, dirty beach towels, worn-out baseball hats, or even long-forgotten third or fourth children.

I need to sell my old Honda, but it's so full of cartifacts I'll never get it cleaned out.

by Buffalo Chip January 21, 2015

Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.

I’m like drake, a certified lover boy

by CLB April 19, 2022

Cartia

Cartia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet she is nice and will also be by you if you see a cartia instantly be her friend

Is that a cartia she’s the sweetest girl in town

by Kool Kiddo May 17, 2019