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pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
by PNShD August 14, 2009
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buzzcreep

To view someones public profile on Google Buzz in order to find information about this person, without this person knowing.
Dude, did you see that new girls photos? Yeah dude, I was totally buzzcreeping her last night.

hey dude, did you know that girl Kelly? Well, i dont know her, so i was gonna buzzcreep her, see whats goin down.
by chunkdude February 13, 2010
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Buzz Killjoy

A name for people who suck the life out of things with either lame comments, or just their general presence.
I was having fun until Buzz Killjoy over there came over and ruined everything.

Buzz Killjoy ruined my high.
by MaseDiggityDawg March 10, 2010
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Sleep Buzzed

The state of being where drowsiness begins to infringe on your good judgement.
Natalia probably could have made it home last night, but I didn't let her since friends don't let friends drive sleep buzzed.
by B.E. July 21, 2009
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sugar buzz

When your brain is tripping after a big desert
Man I am floating from that sugar buzz that I've got from eating that big piece of chocolate cake.
by swagcpa August 19, 2013
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Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021
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buzzbomb

A bad-ass car, or Macho-Mobile as in the Dead Kennedys' song "Buzzbomb".
Jeff: Did you see that '66 Shelby Mustang GT 350 that just went by?
Bill: Yeah, it was a total buzzbomb.
by BallsOfire January 23, 2009
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