boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

peckerwood buzzer

a device installed in retail outlets that warns the employees that crackas have just entered the building and the threat of shoplifting is iminent

omg. ring the peckerwood buzzer. group of white ppl walked in

by nonutberry April 7, 2022

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022

Golden Buzzer

butthole, your anus

Wow girl, I'm seeing your golden buzzer from this position.

by theboss7777777 September 14, 2022

HONEY BUZZER

When you take a baby food jar of honey bees and shove it up your ass

Ain’t nuttin like gettin honey buzzered by your step uncle!!!!!

by Noodle93 December 17, 2023