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buttsex

Justin Timberlake's favorite pasttime.
'im lovin it'? Hmm,what could 'it' be? HARDKORE BUTTSECKZ!
by 0niTTRay January 7, 2004
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Suprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!
by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009
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buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.
i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.
by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010
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Buttsext

The act of accidentally sending dirty pictures with a cell phone whilst said phone is untouched in the pocket.
Dude, stop buttsexting me these pictures! I can't unsee them!
by piernock December 25, 2009
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Bubblegum Buttsex

When 2 people engage in sexual intercourse however the male puts 6 pieces of bubblegum in his mouth and chews it, once chewed enough he must blow a bubble and proceed to use it as a condom to put in the other persons butthole, after precisely 15 minutes of performing anal with the bubble gum condom, the other member must then take off the bubble gum condom, and proceed to chew it for exactly, and i cannot stress this enough, 20 minutes
Susan got bored of the regular shazam in the bed so her and Dale tried Bubblegum Buttsex
by Defuzees March 6, 2019
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buttseckz

What you get for quadruple posting.
Ill give you buttseckz
by qwerewq March 12, 2004
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Buttsecks

Buttsecks-v.,n.
Buttsecks is quite good, and is exceptionally accepted among the African-American culture of the United States. African American males prefer to have anal intercourse with Anglo-American females who have what is called a "phat ass". When anal sex does awry, the white female "biatch" is then transformed into and obese women, most commonly called a "baby momma" or a "stupid nappy headed ho" Buttsecks was first introduced during greek times by Aristotle who once said in his book "The Buttsecks, he who hath no buttsecks, shall deliver its ass to hell and all its inhabitants." More commonly referred in the Holy Bible Psalm 3 John 3:7
1.Tyreese, I believe I am going to buttsecks Maisha on the morrow

2.Teacher: Jamal, I understand your prerogative, but buttsecks is better than crack
by Buttsecks guy November 16, 2009
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