buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010

Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary

Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering

by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

buttpirate

An Unusually Gay Operative found in sales.

That guy who asked for the interactive pop up ad was a real Butt Pirate.

by Dr. Beefinger October 17, 2003