Butt plug

Someone who is not funny, not chill, and doesn't bring anything to the table when hanging out.

"Yo, can Vladmir come too?"
"No way! Do not bring that butt plug."

by MKkiller914412 May 2, 2016

butt plug brownies

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit

man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro

by big booty badass January 28, 2020

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Butt Plug

Cav Scout Lollipop

Did you see the size of that Cav Scout lollipop that he had lodged in his butt? That was the biggest butt plug I ever saw.

by TucsonCal December 23, 2023

Butt plug

A device used by every American conservative-cult shit bag in the country. Butt plugs remind these clueless fucks just how insecure they truly are and how much they long to try their desires at gay sex.

Tucker Carlson has that look on his face again. It's got to be that big ass butt plug Rupert got him for Xmas!

Why is trump's cock holster always open?
Oh yeah, it's that studded butt plug MGT

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 1, 2022

Butt plug

The person you call up to set up some Anal sex

Demarcus is one hell of a butt plug, he hooks me up with all the hot babes.

by imShroomn September 3, 2020

Syrian Butt Plug

When a person sticks his or her big toe into their own ass. It can be either the left or right big toe.

The practice originated in Syrian prisons as a torture technique used on captives. It’s since gained popularity amongst ISIS members outside of prison.

Yo, did you see how freaky Allen is? He pulled off the Syrian Butt Plug.

by Aire Feek May 12, 2022