"Bus" is the fucking rickety-ass metal box on wheels that takes you to hell and back, or at least to your shitty job and back. It's like being crammed into a fucking sardine can with all the other losers who can't afford a goddamn car or don't have a driver's license because they're too busy getting high or fucking around.
You sit there sweating your balls off, getting bounced around like a goddamn pinball while some greasy-ass driver who probably hasn't showered in a fucking week steers the thing towards your inevitable fucking doom. And don't even get me started on the other passengers - the weirdos, the crazies, the drunks, the stinky-ass homeless people who always seem to be on the bus when you are.
But hey, it beats walking, right? Unless you're into that kind of thing. In which case, enjoy your fucking hike, you weirdo.
You sit there sweating your balls off, getting bounced around like a goddamn pinball while some greasy-ass driver who probably hasn't showered in a fucking week steers the thing towards your inevitable fucking doom. And don't even get me started on the other passengers - the weirdos, the crazies, the drunks, the stinky-ass homeless people who always seem to be on the bus when you are.
But hey, it beats walking, right? Unless you're into that kind of thing. In which case, enjoy your fucking hike, you weirdo.
"Bus" is the fucking cramped, sweaty, and miserable ride to mediocrity and despair, but at least it's a cheaper option than an Uber.
by ValuableDamage42 April 11, 2023
Get the Busmug. by Andrew October 9, 2003
Get the Busmug. 1)a male that everyone can get a ride on (male version of a knob "every1 has a turn")
2)a form of public transportation
2)a form of public transportation
by Latasha June 30, 2003
Get the busmug. Term used to describe the last day at work before your vacation. You are at work physically, but not mentally.
Boss: "Hey, get back to work, you haven't done crap all day!"
Employee: "Sorry, I'm on the bus, going on vacation tomorrow."
Employee: "Sorry, I'm on the bus, going on vacation tomorrow."
by Cher-E March 13, 2008
Get the on the busmug. A typographical error or sacrifice when typing the name Bü without umlauts, or when the "ü" character cannot be displayed in the desired situation.
by Sam January 2, 2004
Get the Bumug. meaning hot sex, you use this word when you are attracted to someone yet you do not want them to be aware of the fact that you would like to sex them up.
by mama becah April 12, 2006
Get the busmug. by ania January 23, 2004
Get the busmug.