Braffing

(Verb)- to BRaff- (Pron. Be-Raff) To take a self-shot photograph, face-down, on a less-than cozy surface, such as the floor of a bar, concrete, or dog shit.

The act of putting the drunkest possible side of your face down on a surface of your surroundings and taking a self-pic.

Did you fucking see Eddy braffing in the middle of the floor at the bar? Kids shotttttttttt.

by seanjohngacy February 8, 2013

buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

Buffington

Buffington (buh-fing-tunn) — adj.
1. The need to let everyone know how large you are despite it being truthful or not.

2. Something extremely massive in size almost to mythical proportions. Buffingtonesque.

Example: The midget's tale about how he dunked the basketball was extremely buffington.

Example: The Kracken dwarfed the island with it's Buffingtonesque girth.

by Scholarly Review Board May 27, 2012

muffin buffin' bookshelf

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.

Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "

by BertGregor June 12, 2008

Buffing

Your doing the most....your wildin ..or having no chill

Tory been buffing lately...

Bro your girl is really buffing dude

by October finest September 4, 2018

bluffin' with my muffin

faking orgasm

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

by professor michael August 18, 2010

Bluffing Brownie

A brown skinned liar or deceiver. This is a racial slur used on a person of mixed white and black ancestry .

Obama is a bluffing brownie, he has not kept most of the promises he made to get elected president.

by Kinky Konniving Kunt August 7, 2009