Brilliant prose

Text so dense, dull, and filled with words that haven't been used for three hundred years that no one can comprehend it, let alone object to it.

I was arguing with some dude on the internets the other day, but he had such brilliant prose there was no way i could win.

by muirne April 6, 2013

Brilliance

A beautiful girl....she doesn't take shit.....fun to be with .she is the greatest friend ever. if you have a Brilliance you are very lucky

Brilliance is the best
I like Brilliance ,I want her to be my franndd

by Roxelle January 6, 2020

Briefcasing

Verb; Present-tense
The art of folding a mans scrotum (with contents intact) upwards towards the shaft of the penis, so as to make the access to the anus easier.

Mark: Man, I heard he and his husband got into briefcasing last night!

Timothy: Yeah, he can't even stand straight.

by StuckStepBro March 5, 2023

String Briefs

Translates to man thong, a pair of 'briefs' worn by a man who doesn't want to admit that he is wearing a thong. Oddly comfortable. Shows a guy trying to get in touch with his feminine side.

Are you wearing a thong? NO, their string briefs.
So a man thong?

by a ballerina baller July 16, 2010

paisley briefcase

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.

Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.

by haileys May 7, 2007

boxer briefs

a boners worst enemy

"Thank god i was wearing boxer briefs, otherwise the whole class would have seen my raging boner."

by J BOY 511 November 24, 2011

Briefcase

The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.

by Stess_90 September 14, 2020