A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.
by DonnieLilD July 10, 2016
Get the Spring Break Titties mug.when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.
I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"
by weiny0402 November 7, 2018
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A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020
Get the Full English Breakfast mug.When you are bored in school/work and take a "bathroom break." Then, instead of going to the bathroom, you just smoke salvia and trip balls for five minutes. Then, you calmly go back and act like nothing happened.
Dude #1: "Oh my god, this class fucking sucks, I wish there was something that could make it better."
Dude #2: "Just go on a salvia break."
Dude #1: "What a great idea! See you in 5!"
Dude #2: "Just go on a salvia break."
Dude #1: "What a great idea! See you in 5!"
by Stoner69 October 5, 2013
Get the salvia break mug.To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"
"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
by 101202 July 27, 2014
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Get the break me mug.A breakfast foul is when you do something not meant for breakfast or eat something not meant for breakfast.
by Kennybot Sniper September 19, 2006
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