by Rui-San September 29, 2021
Get the Botan mug.n. A new, extremely ugly and unfashinable type of shoe coming out, whose add spams everything, including this site. Its design is composed of a sandal, with the special trademark feature of a very furry sole. However, this causes a very unpleasant shoe, resembling a muppet after being skinned and fitted to a loser's foot. Only suited to wannabe pimps and hardcore lesbos.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.
John: Hey, so I saw Alicia took you up to her room last night! How'd it go?
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh yeah, I would have killed myself.
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh yeah, I would have killed myself.
by Heywhatsup February 5, 2008
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When you are in a situation where there are two or more women in close proximity to you, and at least two of them are sporting emerging moustaches
When you are in a situation where there are two or more women in close proximity to you, and at least two of them are sporting emerging moustaches
Dude, you should have been in my 3pm meeting. It was completely BOTALS!!! Bridgette had Rita by a full Billie Dee Williams. Two more hours, and she’d have been mistaken for Rollie Fingers!!!!
by Furry Trout May 6, 2010
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Get the Hafiz botak x guna mug.To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.
by orlando November 27, 2004
Get the Bonsai children mug.Bota (n.)- The coolest guy in the room. He could be the skinniest, shortest, little guy in there, but he can out-talk, our-smart, and out-perform anybody. He’s at least okay at anything he does and feels like it’s no big thing. He’s the guy everyone and no one wants to be. If you fall in love with him, nobody will blame you, but don’t expect him to notice. He doesn’t know what Love feels like, so you have to really want him to be persistent enough to get him. He can cook you whatever you want, as long as it’s not a well done steak. He loves to play games, just not with your heart. If his seemingly infinite knowledge of music doesn’t impress the ladies, then his easy smile and fuck-all attitude will put those bitches to bed.
Stacy: “Who’s that guy over there downing drinks and singing like Jim Morrison?”
Jessica: “That’s Bota.”
Tanner: “Dude, that’s like his 17th double shot of Goose and he still hasn’t missed a trivia question.”
Darryl: “That’s so Bota.”
Jessica: “That’s Bota.”
Tanner: “Dude, that’s like his 17th double shot of Goose and he still hasn’t missed a trivia question.”
Darryl: “That’s so Bota.”
by MSPC February 2, 2020
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