by outlast October 17, 2003

A state of mind that causes you to read blogs, then follow links off blogs to old Usenet arguements about magic tricks in 1992.
I've been reading about mrgoat's arguement about d'lites with rayhaddad. It's funny. It's at www.protagonist.co.uk/goatblog
by www.protagonist.co.uk/goatblog May 13, 2005

Me: I'm so fucking bored, I could watch an entire episode of Newsnight without falling asleep or wanting to kill myself.
by Ted T Chimp October 21, 2006

Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!
You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....
You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....
Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*
by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeonelse December 19, 2008

Sitting in an office all day and filing, copying or scaning something or looking up addresses in a phone directory and writing down EVERY company cause your boss has nothing else to give you
Boss:Grab a directory and look up company names and copy them down.
Me: That is so boring
Boss:Go to the filing room and organize the files alphabetically and by year
Me: BORING!!!!
Me: That is so boring
Boss:Go to the filing room and organize the files alphabetically and by year
Me: BORING!!!!
by Rifa J July 28, 2009

A term used by members of a clique to express a general disaproval of a person, group of people or activity that is not consistent with the values of their clique.
Use of the term, in this context, portrays narrow-mindedness and a lack of perspective; avoid. Remember, cool transcends cliques.
Use of the term, in this context, portrays narrow-mindedness and a lack of perspective; avoid. Remember, cool transcends cliques.
1) They don't drink? They're boring!
2) He doesn't support a football team? He's boring!
3) She isn't a complete slut? She's boring!
2) He doesn't support a football team? He's boring!
3) She isn't a complete slut? She's boring!
by Big Cat 007 June 29, 2008

A state also known as boredom, where a person had absolutely nothing interesting happening at the current time. The disease of boredom spreads rapidly throughout humans. Some symptoms of boredom include sleeping, lying on the couch watching TV (even if there's nothing on worth watching), sitting next to a computer, or looking up random crap on urbandictionary.com. So, unless you were really expecting a REAL definition of the word bored, if you are reading this, you have been diagnosed with BOREDOM.
by ILikeTrains123 June 26, 2012
