When you and ya homie take that nice girl Alice back to your place and you fuck her at the same time
Guy 1: Ay man Alice is coming thru
Guy 2: Is it a BOTCHERY TING?
Guy 1: IT'S A BOTCHERY TING BOYS
Alice: what
Guy 2: Is it a BOTCHERY TING?
Guy 1: IT'S A BOTCHERY TING BOYS
Alice: what
by theBOTCHERY June 11, 2018
Get the Botchery mug.1. person(s) belonging to a specific blood line in which tendencies for clumsiness are very strong. they are usually have giant feet - which aid the clumsiness. very difficult to wake up, even with very loud noises.
2. to pull a "bottcher" or act like a "bottcher" is to trip over stuff, run into stuff, etc. possibly causing personal injury. also, saying or doing something obviously retarded, but funny-retarded.
2. to pull a "bottcher" or act like a "bottcher" is to trip over stuff, run into stuff, etc. possibly causing personal injury. also, saying or doing something obviously retarded, but funny-retarded.
example 1-
Guy 1: <runs into closed sliding glass door, thinking it is open, and getting a bloody nose from it>
Guy 2: haha you're such a bottcher
example 2-
Girl 1: So you're from Australia? Was it hard to learn English?
Everyone Else: haha!
Girl 1: <thinking- 'i really bottched that one up'>
Guy 1: <runs into closed sliding glass door, thinking it is open, and getting a bloody nose from it>
Guy 2: haha you're such a bottcher
example 2-
Girl 1: So you're from Australia? Was it hard to learn English?
Everyone Else: haha!
Girl 1: <thinking- 'i really bottched that one up'>
by tbtbtb July 5, 2008
Get the bottcher mug.them fat ass goofy ahh BootyCheeks that are located on the rear end of your hips. them bootycheeks are a big thing among the people looking at you
Milo Stickler: Patch whats up with your damn BootyCheeks
Patch: you better not touch them cheeks
davin tavenner: well Zack Lastname want to put his willy in them
Patch: you better not touch them cheeks
davin tavenner: well Zack Lastname want to put his willy in them
by leverticus tomerticus April 28, 2022
Get the BootyCheeks mug.meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007
Get the botched abortion mug.A "Botched Joke" has occurred when progressives seek to forestall any opposition use of a democrat quoted reciting a conceit held commonly among progressives, though not among the general voting public, by a campaign of obfuscation and phony outrage.
The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
It would seem that progressives are going to handle Obama's 'You didn't build that' remark by giving it the Botched Joke treatment.
by juuuummmmyyyy July 27, 2012
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Get the Boothead mug.When you Combine the words "Bitch" and "Boo" to make a term of endearment to your boo/bitch or girlfriend.
My Bootch came over last night and had a blast
My Bootch was trashed and puked all over the place...
Silly Bootch
My Bootch was trashed and puked all over the place...
Silly Bootch
by geoisdef June 18, 2010
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