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Blue Screen Music

All modern Pop, R&B, and Rap music that consists of monotone and computer instrumentals. These songs containing computer instrumentals sound like a Windows Desktop Operating System crashing or known as "Blue Screening".
Some people could consider all music that came out in the past 5 years as "Blue Screen Music" because they only sound like a computer crashing in the background
by jondich July 1, 2021
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Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm
Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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bluegreen

He's like Vince Vaughn; tall, dark and handsome. This guy is calm, strong, rugged, with a heart of gold. A shy swinger. A diamond in the rough!
He's a bluegreen dude with a blue green truck, hot damn, what luck!
by Dog Granny May 23, 2021
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blue screen of death

when windows running mashines die, they show the infamous blue screen of death... a blue screen with a bunch of crap writing on it that basically tells you that your dumb computer finally met its end for today, aka crashed (but what it means is go buy yourself a Mac while you at it because they're alot better anyways). This screen is a fairly common occurance among windows users.... poor deprived people...
Joe- OH MY GOD MY PC IS SHOWING THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH..... AGAIN!!!! and i was just about to save my huge report! *sob*
Jennifer- oh im sorry, heres a kleenex. why dont you use my brand new iMac G5 to finish your report? it never crashes
by PitchBlackPony November 27, 2004
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blue screen of death

windows' way of saying "get linux"

It's what happens whenever you try to do ANYTHING on a windows box
man, this movie is sweet....
dam windows blue screen of death
*restarts comp*
by muffin man 2.0 July 25, 2006
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Blue Screen of Death

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP
1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.
by Tonio31 August 28, 2006
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Blue Screen Of Death

1) A tried and true method for ensuring people need to buy new hardware after smashing their keyboard and/or mouse into their monitor. This never resolves the problem but is highly satisfying if you can afford it.

2) Mandatory, unexpected, frequent and infuriating intermission for Windows users.

3) Herpes for your PC, flare ups are painful and hard-booting may temporarily relieve symptoms. Frequent system maintenance can help if you don't flare up during, which gets exponentially harder to do. No cure, working as intended.
1) I have lots of extra money so I bought a Windows PC. Now i can place a recurring order for keyboards! Yay, Blue Screen Of Death!

2) I almost won that game but WINtermission snuck up on me. I'm gonna go step into heavy traffic to calm down.

3) Dude, I'm havin all kinda Blue Screen flare ups. I need to defrag, scandisk and pop some antibiotics.
by Machinations July 22, 2011
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