bludging

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

by Estoban July 8, 2006

Poop Chutes and Bladders

to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.

"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

by Stinky Whitsleteeth September 12, 2003

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

Beer Bladder

When you have to pee every five seconds due to excess beer consumption.

Dude, we drank so many Heinekens tonight, my beer bladder is in full effect.

by ChantAndiPants October 17, 2008

Bladder

Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.

I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.

by AwesomeSauceGeek October 22, 2016

Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Blued

blu-ed Verb: The act of being hit by a blue turtle shell in Mario Kart.

Man, I was totaling owning on Rainbow Road until I got Blued!

by Ginger twins October 6, 2011