Blorp

The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.

He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*

by iGeek July 22, 2009

Blowy

Blowing candles out like a baby. If u were thinking of anything else then I respect you a lot

I did a blowy on Melissa the other day

by bobCannotBildIt October 27, 2018

blorp

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

by baby jane January 9, 2008

blorft

To be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

A word coined by Tina Fey in Bossypants.

I was totally blorft when I met Tina Fey.

by harmless drudge June 5, 2011

Blort

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

Blorp

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

by cybik November 18, 2011

blorange

like where someone dyes their hair blond but it looks orange --> blorange

'omigod courtney dyed her hair blorange'

by pubehead February 12, 2006