big bloke

(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.

You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!

by londonrimmel July 22, 2010

Clown Blower

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.

Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.

by Getinda Kayj-Bich April 23, 2008

Slot-Blocker

Woman who intentionallly interrupts or "blocks" a friend from having sex with a man she finds attractive or is in competition with.

"Whitney is such a slot-blocker! she told Richard that Kristin had crabs."

by RipperMan72 October 17, 2009

blower

A telephone

I've got Arnie on the blower, and he wants to come over.

by balbulican February 27, 2004

Boker Toke

Wake and bake:

In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".

Rothstein: Boker toke tomorrow?
Goldberg: Can't man, I got my cousin's bar mitzvah.

by bokertoke June 12, 2009

cock block blocker blocker

A man or woman who blocks the cockblocker blocker, who there by unblocks the cockblocker, allowing him or her to block some cock.

Trish is a cock block blocker blocker below

trish grabed fred, the cockblocker block, in a heavy kiss, giving linsy all the time she needed to block sams cock from the drunk pary girl
Trish is a cock block blocker blocker
Hi sam :) Andrew biando

by moony99 January 11, 2008

Brokers

Brokers Reserve is an American Blended Whiskey that is 40% alc/vol. It cost between 6 and 7 dollars for a 5th. People generally buy it when they are broke or are cheap. People call it broke-ass for short.

Dude #1 "Ahh..Man your drinking broke-ass brokers?"
Dude #2 "Yeah I only had 7 dollars in my bank account."

by Brynden May 16, 2006