blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

Blocky's Funny Doings International

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case

Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}

by SpaceYT March 18, 2021

Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

Cell Block

Three shots that are taken back-to-back-to-back; three alcoholic shots taken in succession.

I lost the bet so Mark made me take a cell block (3 shots in a row).

by Chopsooey October 10, 2020

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Dark Blockchain

Dark Blockchain is a term that literally doesn't mean anything. It just sounds cool.

Employer: So, what are your past qualifications for this job?
Kevin: I am a dark blockchain expert.

by Terrain2 February 7, 2020