A type of fast-moving boat with more armor and maximum decibel noises that rival the jet engine.
It's also popular with the hoodlums around the place.
It's also popular with the hoodlums around the place.
BLOAT PARADE! BLOAT PARADE!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
BLOAT PARADE! BLOAT PARADE!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
BLOAT PARADE! BLOAT PARADE!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
by JSKTPR August 24, 2023
Get the bloatmug. The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
Get the Nebraskan Bloated Loadmug. the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 17, 2011
Get the booze bloatmug. 
by big bloated ball sack September 15, 2022
Get the big bloated ball sackmug. 
Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021
Get the Spider bloatmug.