Bloated Cock

“Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.

“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”

by ChicanoThunder October 06, 2024

bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 03, 2024

Runner's Bloat

1.) When one appears fatter or bloated after running due to soreness and swelling

2.) When someone runs one marathon and acts like they're the second coming of Usain Bolt. This is typically performed by regularly wearing your marathon medal, getting a 26.1 bumper sticker, and proclaiming "how little I had to train for it."

1.) "Dang I look big after those 5 miles, must be the Runner's Bloat"

2.) A: "Dave has been very strange after the marathon!"

B: "He's got the runner's bloat I guess."

by MrBlight February 29, 2024

bloat talk

Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.

YouTube is becoming 99% bloat talk and 1% creative content.

by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025

Skroat bloat

Blue balls

That bitch gave me skroat bloat!

by Bungmasterflexx August 22, 2017

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 05, 2023