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shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)
She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
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Jar Jar Binks faded

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.
That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.
by Sir H.C. Eloot'o February 18, 2009
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jar jar binks is a sith

Jar jar is the ultimate with lord so jar jar binks is a sith!!
by thecanadianninja September 24, 2018
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12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.
by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006
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blinket

Our blinket always goes out to dinner on Friday nights.
by knuck2 October 24, 2009
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Jar Jar Binks

He was basically responsible for Emperor Sideous Palpatine's rise to power because in Episode 2, he actually GAVE Palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the Republic. Unfortunately, in Episode 3, we will then see Palpatine turning against and crushing the Republic with the help of evil Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. And we can all thank Jar Jar Binks for that.
Too bad we will never get to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow, horrible, and bloody death.
by sarcastic December 5, 2003
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BLINK 182

A pop punk band formed in 1992 by guitarist Tom Delonge and bassist Mark Hoppus. First drummer was Scott Raynor. Formally known as Blink, they had to change their name to avoid a lawsuit from an Irish band with the same name.

Later on in 1997, Scott decided to leave the band to pursue his education, so new drummer Travis Barker joined. Since then, they have come out with 6 LPs. In 2005, the band took a break to spend more time with their families.
Blink 182 was Sally's favorite band.
by oh so lovely September 18, 2005
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