Blew my socks off

Got the best blowjob EVER!

That girl blew my socks off last night!

by Kelmoney May 24, 2018

blew my stack

The unfortunate condition of premature ejaculation. This can be brought out by a multitude of causes, including but not limited to; dog barking suddenly during sex.

Man: Oh dang, I blew my stack when I heard Justin Timberlake playing on the radio while we were having sex. We were only 2 minutes into it, why did you turn that cd on so soon when you know what his voice does to me?!

Woman: Sorry...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

look what the wind blew in

Much like "look what the car dragged in"
Said when someone that is disliked shows up.

Oh look what the wind blew in, Alicia. Gross -.-

by TaylorIsMyGirlfriend June 17, 2010

blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface August 25, 2005

Blew in my ear

It means somebody doesn't want you

She blew in my ear to tell me she didn't want to do it with me

by Tabiononbatinono June 6, 2018

blew up my spot

2 rat ur self out by accident.

Leslee: u gona go c ur sister's friend Alicia 2day?
Benny: no, i saw her yesterday
Leslee: i thought u were out wit ur boyz yesterday?
Benny: O shit, i blew up my spot

by Malsa March 27, 2007

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"

by Big black guy March 25, 2005