Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.

I had a galactic blaster last night

by Dr. Kim sum dum June 8, 2021

dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries

Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019

Blau Blaster

slang for A shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Redbull and chugged.

a drunk combination from Power Blaster and jager bomb

WHO WANTS A BLAU BLASTER?!!

Team Rambox faced off with Team Teabaggers in chugging the Blau Blasters the fastest!

by team rambox May 13, 2010

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

by Negroneus March 30, 2017

jane blaster

a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not

guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"

guy 2 - "thats not jane blaster...."

by ghetto candy June 11, 2006

Gravy Blaster

Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.

Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

getto blaster

Another name for a boom box/ sterio
usually consider to be a low grade boob box/sterio
from a good friend alex hudd's mother

Bitch pump up the getto blaster!!!!!
Son turn down that getto blaster, and clean your room

by MATT BAKER April 21, 2005