ghetto-blaster 

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.

ghetto-blaster by Chris J May 11, 2003

ass blaster 

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

ass blaster by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

Lassie-blaster 

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

Lassie-blaster by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

fanny blaster 

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

fanny blaster by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

peepee blaster by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Gooch Blaster 

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

Gooch Blaster by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Baby Blaster 

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

Baby Blaster by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021