beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009

blake belladonna

The sexiest character in RWBY by far!!! She's got dem eyes, she's got dat bod! AND THE CAT EARS!! *kisses*

Ruby: I'm straight!

Blake Belladonna: *flips hair out of face*

Ruby: No I'm not!

Weiss: I am heterosexual

Blake Belladonna: *bends over to pick up a book*

Weiss: I am homosexual

Yang: I like dudes!

Blake Belladonna: *mews in surprise*

Yang: ...sex, please

by fowerplower23 September 1, 2017

blanket

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

by meteor_melee July 21, 2020

wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.

Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.

by Rykirb October 16, 2008

WTF blanket

n. That stupid blanket called the "Snuggie". It's actually a robe worn backwards.

OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.

by Too GreD February 9, 2009

Justin Blake

Justin Blake is a transgender teen male who has over one million fans on the infamous musical.ly. He is known for making many teenage girls and boys soil their panties.

Person one: "Did you see Justin Blakes new musical.ly video?"
Person two; "Yeah he's soooo cute~"

by Disturbedcactus October 4, 2016

Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.

guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*

by jessikahh June 2, 2008